HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE SEEKER-FRIENDLY

I discovered this site called Reformation Nation, because they wrote a very good article in response to our "Encounter with a Mormon" video. You can view the article and video here...

While there I stumbled across the following, pretty funny... Thanks Reformation Nation

HOW TO TELL IF YOU’RE SEEKER-FRIENDLY

12. You think evangelism is handing out copies of Purpose Driven Life.

11. You think The Five Solas are a youth worship band.

10. You think Calvinists worship a little boy and stuffed tiger.

09. You think Bounce dryer sheets do great at stopping Hypostatic union.

08. Your pastor got saved (four times) at Billy Graham crusades.

07. You think Jesus would have had more success if He was just a bit nicer to the Pharisees.

06. You openly blast people who disagree with Oprah as being too narrow-minded and judgmental. Jesus would never be that way!

05. Your pastor did so preach on the book Romans! Romans 13:8-10, where it tells us how to get out and stay out of debt! (They gave away $10 gas cards that week too.)

04. Instead of “sin” your Pastor uses the word “oopsie.”

03. You think Paul Washer is what Jesus did to Paul’s feet when he was at the Last Supper.

02. You think ‘church discipline’ is the Technology Pastor yelling swear words at the iBook to get it to work.

01. Becoming Emergent is like coming out of the closet.